Source: Thomas Peter Schulz
What They’re About: Hipster heartbreakers are absolute attractive babes. They’re affectionate of too hot to be even alleged hipster but because it’s such an all-embracing term, we accept to cover them. They get laid added generally than they accept to Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. They behave like above assholes, but we absolve them because we wish to fuck them. Tread anxiously though. After they bed you, they’ll abandon in a billow of “I’m out of your league.”
Fashion Sense: Anything that obscures their secretly hot body. Long flannels, potato sack dresses etc. Getting them naked is like a nice surprise. Hey hipster babe hey!
Celeb Comparison: Mary-Kate Olsen smoker cigarettes and not giving a fuck with Michael Pitt talking about Basquiat or some shit.
Preferred Hangout Spot: Your bedroom.
Drug of Choice: Coke. It keeps them attenuate and makes them act even added like an asshole.
Favorite Bands: Their own. They’re the advance singer, duh!
The D.I.Y. Hipster
What They’re About: These humans usually reside in places like Portland, Santa Cruz, Olympia or Northampton. They adulation Etsy, read Bust and accomplish mittens to abrasion in 80 amount weather. They’re usually vegan too and alcohol lots of Kombucha and accept potlucks and I’m falling asleep.
Fashion Sense: Someone’s who about to keel over and die. Think chief aborigine with lots of awe-inspiring check and sun bonnets. Grandpa sweaters.
Celeb Comparison: Miranda July autograph abbreviate belief about pond pools in the abounding adumbration of her porch.
Preferred Hangout Spot: Coffee shops, ability fairs and broil sales.
Drug of Choice: Weed and opium tea.
Favorite Bands: Belle & Sebastian, Camera Obscura and Marianne Faithful.
The Hippie Hipster
What They’re About: The Hippie Hipster is cool agnate to the D.I.Y. Hipster. They apparently even adhere out with anniversary added IRL. But The Hippie Hipster is way added annoying, judgmental, and faux-spiritual. They like to reside ball chargeless lives and advance positivity, but in reality, they address humans off for simple things like bistro meat and account celebrity tabloids. They aswell can be absolutely into cabal theories which is the worst!
Fashion Sense: Um, they accept none. Ripped jeans, tie dye shirts, ratty catchbasin tops, hemp.
Celeb Comparison: Devendra Banhart talking to Joanna Newsom about the trees.
Preferred Hangout Spot: Forests, campgrounds, Coachella, and Humboldt.
Drug of Choice: Hallucinogens.
Favorite Bands: Manu Chao and Animal Collective.
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