Men’s Health Subscriber: Babe, Men’s Health recommended that I get you a yogurt maker for Christmas. You know, could could cause you like food.
Girlfriend: Are you calling me fat, babe? Like, while our annual is accepting taken?
Men’s Health Subscriber: No, babe.
Girlfriend: If you get me a yogurt maker for Christmas, I will actively sob and afresh I’ll aperture up with you.
Men’s Health Subscriber: Fine, babe. Fine.
Girlfriend: Babe.
Men’s Health released a ceremony allowance adviser in which they beforehand diplomacy your adherent crazy adeptness such as a watch, candles, and a yogurt maker. To add to the hilarity, they’ve broken women into the categories: Entertainer, Girly girl, Geeky girl, Foodie, and Fit chick, so as not to abash men into brainwork that a woman can acquire different interests. The category, Entertainer, is acutely blank for “Cheap Whore” as the adeptness about all affect to bubbler or accepting sex. The Foodie, meanwhile, is aground with accepting a cast-iron pan and popsicle molds for Christmas. And aback she’s air-conditioned feminine, the Girly bairn is adored with accepting Moroccan oil and this new-fangled accoutrement declared attach polish. Men’s Health subscribers should just aqueduct this admonition and buy their adherent a new relationship. ZING.
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