Next March, Actress cum-fashion designer, Mary-Kate Olsen will arise from her couture and drug-fueled breaker to afire in a becloud called, Beastly. We like Mary-Kate because, clashing added boyish stars, she’s managed to breach accordant by absorption out a accustomed career for herself in fashion. Although we canon how hands-on Mary-Kate actually is with her projects, it doesn’t in actuality bulk because she’s chic, abate and actually out of her mind. We didn’t even try contacting her for an annual so we bogus one up.
Thought Catalog: Hey MK. Can I anxiety you MK?
Mary-Kate Olsen: No.
TC: OK, Mary-Kate. What are you accomplishing adapted now?
MKO: I’m accomplishing yoga in Soho and conceptualizing the summer bandage for The Row.
TC: What are you envisioning?
MKO: I’m brainwork “Lauren Hutton in amplitude about 1956.” With some fur.
TC: That’s brilliant.
MKO: I know. I’m an beat person.
TC: So you’re starring in a new becloud with Vanessa Hudgens declared Beastlyand it’s about a modern-day alarm of Beauty and The Beast. I acquire to ask, Mary-Kate, were you top if you agreed to do this film? It seems a little below you.
MKO: I was arrangement of high, yes. But I aswell acquainted a amalgamation to the material. At the time, I was dabbling in the atramentous arts and casting spells on people.
TC: Like who?
MKO: John Stamos. So if this Software came alternating and they asked me if I basic to play a witch, I said yes because I was a witch at that moment.
TC: Tell me about a accustomed spell you did.
MKO: This one time, one of my Rodarte gowns ripped so I did a healing spell on the fabric. It didn’t actually plan but our claimed tailor, Eduardo, anchored it. So in a way, it DID work, you know?
TC: No, I don’t. It just sounds like your clothier anchored it.
MKO: No. Eduardo acutely was below my spell and the abracadabra was transferred into his hands.
TC: (Silence)
MKO: You acutely don’t get it. Next question.
TC: Lets rewind. So at the age of seven, you were co-owners of a accumulation accession declared Dualstar. You were accurate 80 movies a year and starring in a TV actualization and recording albums. At the time, did you apprehend that you were accepting denied a adolescence and thus, were traveling to end up insane?
MKO: Arrangement of. I was actually out of it as a child. I just bethink bodies allure me to brawl and to jump and to cry and to smile. So I did and now I’m absolute rich.
TC: How rich?
MKO: Super rich. I’ve bogus $80,000 ashamed this annual started.
TC: Can you even read? Sometimes you arise off as borderline-retarded. No offense.
MKO: None taken, starshine. Yeah, I read. I apprehend Joan Didion sometimes and I applause our coffee table book, Influence.
TC: Sweet. So lets address about your adolescence years. This is if you brimming eating, right?
MKO: Yeah. Seeing fat bodies just bogus me actually nauseous. I acquainted bad for them and so I absitively to about-face my affliction into starvation.
TC: You looked actually alarming at the New York Minute premiere.
MKO: Thank you.
TC: By the way, New York Minute? LOL, right?
MKO: Total LOL. That cine sucked but I got 10 amateur for it so whatevs.
TC: Afresh you went to rehab.
MKO: That was actually mystical.
TC: But if you were released, you were still acutely anorexic.
MKO: Duh, it was a celebrity rehab. I got a assault every time I relapsed. Can you ascendancy on a sec, precious? I’m accomplishing bottomward adverse dog adapted now.
TC: Uh, sure.
(TEN MINUTES PASS)
MKO: Sorry. I’m back. I just didn’t feel like talking to you for ten minutes.
TC: That’s fine, asshole. Lets address about your captivation in The Row. What do you in actuality do?
MKO: I’m the “idea” person. I’ll be walking with Ashley and see a breaker and say “Wouldn’t that breaker achieve for a actually apish accoutrement jacket?”
TC: I don’t follow.
MKO: I’m advancing by everything. And I credible those inspirations into reality.
TC: You’re so weird. You’re, like, a actually alarming person.
MKO: Geniuses are about misunderstood. I’m not abashed that commonalty like you ahead I’m strange.
TC: So what was the accordance with your captivation in Heath Ledger’s death? That was bad publicity.
MKO: Look, Heath and I met at the Chateau Marmont one night and we became ceremony other’s aerial guides. He was a bugged person. Magical. Magical. Magical.
TC: Okay.
MKO: Magical.
TC: Okay!
MKO: I got to go. You just brought up a lot of things. Things declared emotions. Go see my movie, Beastly, okay?
TC: But it looks actually bad.
MKO: True. OK, afresh don’t. Farewell, my warrior bugged abstruseness accuser man.
TC: Um, bye.
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