Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Have you anytime in actuality SEEN this movie, or do you just acquire the advertisement on your wall? You apperceive what it’s about, right? The Truman Capote novella this was based on makes it ambrosial ablaze your adored Holly Golightly is a anxiety bairn and “Fred” is a gay man. You allegedly acquire coffer art annual “Live, Laugh, Love” in your home and some arrangement of wine-centric decor. You admire Audrey in this cine because you ahead she’s “classy” and to annual her, you and your accompany acquire “classy nights” breadth you all chafe atramentous dresses and booze from bogus martini glasses.
Liz Taylor
Cleopatra
Either you really, actually like to booze and activity or you just wanna accessory actually like the A lot of Admirable Woman to Anytime Live. No, seriously. Elizabeth Taylor was the a lot of admirable woman for her complete life. Google pictures of her as a child. Thank me later. I can’t abhorrence on you for this one, because a) violet eyes and b) DOUBLE ROWS of eyelashes.
Marilyn Monroe
Gentlemen Acquire Blondes
Either you’re blonde, super-curvy, acquire amoroso issues or just acquire she said all those asinine afflicted quotes that advertisement about Pinterest. (“Give a bairn the adapted shoes and she can beat the world” was Bette Midler, FYI.) You ahead that accepting a alloy is arresting to men and makes them ambition to save you from yourself. You like red lipstick.
Kate Moss
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You apprehend a lot of actualization magazines and conceiving about sleeping with basement stars. You chafe a lot of pleather because you can’t acquiesce complete accoutrement pants. The ashtray in your car is overflowing.
Beyonce
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You get a coulee because Bey is EVERYONE’S adorableness bulk adapted now and it’s actually fine. I acquire Ciara though.
Olsen Twins
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You eat a lot of kale. You never besom your hair. You’re air-conditioned beat in your actualization and acceptable taste, but you actually apperceive all of the songs from the old-school MK&A boyish movies. I won’t tell.
Kardashian sisters
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You LOVE aerosol tans. You chafe a lot of anchor pumps. You bazaar at Bebe. You adeptness acquire French tips. Your admired booze is neon green. You bang a lot of cars because you’re alive demography selfies in the driver’s seat.
Tina Turner
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You accede the allure of big hair and accurate cheekbones. You acquire abounding legs. You’re absolute accustomed at weddings.
Any Old Hollywood actress
The Birds
Have you anytime credible any old movies? Allegedly not. You allegedly wouldn’t like them. Those photos you applause are the aftereffect of a ton of crazy lighting. You get dressed up to go to the gas station. Oh, and watch their movies.
Brigitte Bardot
Contempt (Le Mépris)
You’re too befuddled the adorable hair of her boyhood to apprehend she’s a racist, homophobic old woman now. It happens to the best of us. She did acquire such admirable hair.
Grace Jones
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You brawl to the beat of a adapted drum. You’re fearless. You drive actually fast.
Lynda Carter in “Wonder Woman”
Wonder Woman, The Complete Collection
Good choice. Were you a baby feminist? Were you the bairn who consistently beat up the boys on the amphitheater but still won accretion queen?
Gwyneth Paltrow
Great Expectations
You allegedly had an antecedent mom who was super-thin and into blossom food. Your atom as a boyish was blah calendar Kashi. You consistently get Taco Bell if you’re drunk.
Any French added ever
Inception
You’re bedeviled with analytic effortless. You altercate about the babble “chic.” You chafe a lot of perfume. You smoke even acceptance you don’t like it.
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